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Joke of the Day

"Two buddies just got home from working out at the gym... Guy 1: ""Dude, were out of protein powder!"" Guy 2: ""No Whey!"""

"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life."

"I've been trying to explain asymptotes to my friends... They're getting closer every time."

"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."

"Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't."

"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!"

"McDonald's french fries are not real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect. Tasted fine, too."

"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."

"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."