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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Peppermint Creme? Finger it really well."
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"My girlfriend called me an asshole today... I told her you are what you eat"
"My Mother texted me and asked ""What does TTYL mean?""... I replied, ""Talk to you later"". So she responded, ""No! Talk to me now! What does it mean?"""
"I was raised by my grandfather clock because my biological clock was never there."
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt."
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
"Me:*delete pics* IPhone: you sure? M:Yes IP: Ok I'll just put them over here Me:delete them IP: Ok *whispers* keeping them on the cloud tho"
"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"
"Two cows walk in to a bar... Then one of the cows says: ""*Mooooo*"", then the other replies, ""*Fuck, I was supposed to say that*"""