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Joke of the Day

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"

"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."

"Madonna goes on her arse, To much Material Girl .."

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"

"Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt. Mom: Why? Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort."

"I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it'"

"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."

"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"

"Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen"

"What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish."