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Joke of the Day

"Cabin Fever... A man says to his wife, ""Can you tell me something that makes me angry and happy at the same time?"" She thinks about it and says, ""Sure. You got a bigger dick than your brother."""

"""Do you wanna build a snowman?"" ""Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop."" *Pulls out carrot ""Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever."""

"I saw this advert in a window that said: ""Television, 1$, volume stuck on full"" I thought to myself, I can't turn that down."

"Q: Why did the elephants go on a diet? A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk."

"What do you call a Poor Stripper? Ugly."

"One-percenters and Jimmy Swaggart One-percenters' relationship with politicians is like Jimmy Swaggart's with prostitutes. They pay lots of money to see other people get fucked."

"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"

"Proper grammar is the difference... ... between knowing your shit and not knowing you're shit."

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."