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Joke of the Day

"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."

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"Having sex with children is fucking tight."
"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. She's thick and tired of it."
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"Fords coming out with heated tailgates. So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home."
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"Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures."
"A young musician left his priceless Stradivarius violin on a train in Germany. But it was returned... no strings attached. Wait...what ?"