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Joke of the Day
"Legally, you don't actually have to ever stop screaming."
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"What do they do to dead scientists? They barium."
"Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever."
"want to feel old?? theres stil a infinite number of small wonders u've yet to experiemce in ur incredible life. so too bad. now u feel young"
"Before you get into an argument with someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when the argument starts you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
"Oh science, oh science, oh science!!"" ~An atheist having sex."
"Free Palestine! With purchase of equal or greater value."
"Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it."
"Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so."
"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"