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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I'm starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS."

"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."

"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"

"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""

"Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz"

"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Two lips on your organ."

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."