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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention."

"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"

"Hadron collider? I hardly know her!"

"A vasectomy can make a vas deferens in your life"

"Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights? The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD."

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."

"There was a huge accident on the freeway today involving two Astro Vans filled with Mexican families... ... Over 100 people were involved in the accident..."