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Joke of the Day

"if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo"

"How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb? They don't: They screw in a vacuum."

"Mum: did you masturbate while showering again? Son: I'm cleaning it as fast as I like to!"

"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"

"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"

"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists."

"With what did the scuba-diver use to cut seaweed? A sea-saw"