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Joke of the Day

"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

"Thanks, baby Jesus, for helping me get that new job instead of helping millions of children find water and food. I know it was a tough call."

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because its head it so far away from its body"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."

"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."

"Ikea said if they catch me stealing any more kitchen utensils I'll be banned for life. But I'm willing to take the whisk."

"Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him."

"What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping? A clean sheet."