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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"
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"Its better to remain silent and let people think you a fool... ...than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
"I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside. Think of it as a rump roast."
"I was worried about the price of bread in India But then I realized it's a naan issue."
"Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to?"
"No checks (Czechs are welcome)."
"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"
"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"
"It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html"