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Joke of the Day

"S&M ""Fuck me till it hurts."" *slap* ""Well, that was easy."""

"Where do muslims go when they die? Everywhere."

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"

"What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."

"I like it when my kids are old enough to drink out of the toilet on their own. That way I don't have to get out of bed to get them a drink."

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."

"I hate cereal killers they go against the grain"

"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."

"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."

"The person who invented the word fuck was probably tapped on the shoulder while they had headphones on."