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Joke of the Day

"The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line"

"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"

"My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing"

"My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks... One could say he puts Decartes before the whores"

"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"

"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called? A Terrista"

"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."

"Want to hear the shortest joke in the world? Midget shortage."

"What are those small bumps around women's nipples? It's Braille for ""Suck Here"""