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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Doctor About time! You're already ten!"

"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"

"What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife? Ultra sound"

"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."

"A lot of people are talking about Usain Bolt. I guess it's a running joke."

"If you are on fire, my advice would be to get off fire."

"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."

"amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like ""yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"""

"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."

"The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk"