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Joke of the Day

"If you're on the exercise bike in front of mine, I'm sorry, but we are spies, and I am frantically chasing you through the streets of Italy."

"A quick joke... Yesterday I went drinking with the Russians. I almost died. Today I went drinking with some Serbians. I wish I had died yesterday... :D"

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic"

"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."

"Apparently 1 in 7 people in the world are Chinese. That means it's either me, my mum, dad, brother Steve, brother Craig, sister hanna, or brother huangxi. I suspect Craig."

"Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo."

"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"

"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word unionized."

"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."