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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"
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"I just became a proud dad today... My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."
"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"
"You know who's full of themselves Narcissistic cannibals"
"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
"Alexa, take down my Christmas decorations."
"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"
"A Drinking Problem! Math Teacher: ""If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"" Student: ""A drinking problem."""
"I lost an ibuprofen under my dresser a week ago and now I'm worried the spiders are coming after me with no headaches and renewed vigor."
"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"