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Joke of the Day

"How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it."

"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."

"Why does the baker bake? Because he kneads the dough."

"I said to my classmate, ""You are at the top of the bell curve!"" He responded, ""I don't know what that means!"""

"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."

"What is the difference between a gay mans mustache and a straight mans mustache? Andwer: the smell."

"Linguistics Student: ""What's a glottal fricative?"" ""*Heavy sigh*"""

"If you love someone, just tell them. Or get drunk and ""Like"" a whole bunch of their stuff on Facebook in a short period of time.....same shit."

"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"

"What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk."