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Joke of the Day
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"
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"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""
"If she farts in front of your parents repeatedly just for the reaction then she's a keeper."
"What happens when two pastries divorce? They have a custardy battle"
"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to... ...spread those thy's."
"My relationships never worked, because I like my women how I like my coffee... I don't like when my coffee fucks other people."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free"
"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."
"Stopped drinking coffee 3 days ago, and feel less and less addicted to caffeine with every new cup of my own pee."
"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."