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Joke of the Day

"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""

"What's a pedophile's favorite writer? dickinson. ^^^sorry."

"I was going to make a joke about thailand... But Phuket."

"Donald Trump is running for president Sadly I wish this was a joke."

"Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today."

"7: what do you want for your birthday? Me: idk a new car 7: ok *walks away* [ 2 min later ] 7: what do you want that's under $6.42?"

"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"

"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"

"I am in the S&M period in my relationship She sleeps, I masturbate."

"I saw a tree harassing people today... So I told it to leaf them alone."