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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bossy kitty? A pushy cat"
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"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"
"If I could make puppies and kittens magically appear, people would call me ""The Wizard of Awwws""."
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"
"Went to my first fight Club tonight, was so much fun, got there a bit late so I missed the first bit of induction. But wow was it fun! Anyone who is keen or wants to know more, hit me up for details!"
"North Korean civilians have been playing the Hunger Games since the 1950s."
"I heard there was a bombing in Times Square. But it was just Mariah."
"What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be ""Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division""."
"A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."""
"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."