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"Real ghost niggas eat the BOOty"
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"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"
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"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."
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"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"
"What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!"
"a psychic midget escaped from jail Yes, we have a small medium at large"
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