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Joke of the Day
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"
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"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"
"A photo caption in the paper this am ""Bertha the ostrich take a break."" A break from what? Ostriching?"
"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."
"My cheating Ex-girlfriend just got fired for drinking on the job. She worked at the sperm bank."
"""omg you're covered in blood! are you ok?"" [cut to me blending a tomato but I cant get the lid on properly] you should see the other guy"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."
"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"
"What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt? Lacoste intolerant."
"What does the physicist have to eat when he goes to the pub? Fission chips."