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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricane names female because they are destructive until you go inssiiiddee.... came up with this while i was on the water"

"All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger."

"Told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"What state has the best small sized soft drink? Minisoda"

"[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule"

"Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even"

"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."

"WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton"

"I bought an electric pen the other day ...but my handwriting's still shocking"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea"