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Joke of the Day

"A photo caption in the paper this am ""Bertha the ostrich take a break."" A break from what? Ostriching?"

"What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !"

"Raising awareness: Pinatas create unhealthy expectations of levitating rainbow donkeys."

"Why was the dolphin sad? Because it didn't know it's porpoise in life. Thank you. Thank you."

"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""

"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"

"Bones - joke Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"

"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."

"If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this."

"People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?"