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Joke of the Day

"3-year-old: There's a spider on the carpet! Me: Haha, that's just a piece of fuzz. *fuzz moves* Me: EVERYBODY OUT OF THE HOUSE!"

"Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl? He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh."

"Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so."

"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her."

"How many Friend Zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"A man walks into a search bar Just kidding. No one ever does that."

"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."

"What would I be if I doubled myself? Meme"

"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"

"A horse walks into a bar. The other customers promptly get up and leave, seeing the potential danger in the situation"