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"Last night I thought I heard the spring onions singing Bee Gees songs in my fridge. When I opened the door I realised it was just the chives talking."
"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world... Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"Knock knock... **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Interrupting Cow.** Interrupting Cow who? **Moo...... FUCK!**"
"A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender responds: '' Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?''"
"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like DICKS."
"Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it"
"Did you hear about the guy who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's OK now"
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."