145092
Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they don't like DICKS."
Next Joke
"My alarm is so needy... it wants attention at the worst times!"
"Hey everyone, Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"
"Last night, my girlfriend made me really happy and really sad at the same time. She told me, ""You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends."""
"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."
"What's the biggest city in the United States? Obesity"
"In honor of the 30 year anniversary of the Challenger explosion. What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts"
"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires."
"I deleted all my german friends off my phone... Its now Hans free."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black."