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Joke of the Day

"Boo ""Knock Knock!"" ""Who's there?"" ""Boo!"" ""Boo who?"" ""Geez, no need to cry, it's just a joke."""

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane and it crashes on an island. Who survives? America."

"How to propose marriage: 1. Drive to bridge 2. Jump off"

"Why did the elephant paints it's toes red? So he could hide in the cherry tree."

"What event do the Porn Olympics and Summer Olympics share? Skeet Shooting"

"There would be no evil in the word..... if Satan had life alert."

"I hate when people say having a black friend allows them to say the n word You have to have at least two since black people are only 3/5s of a person"

"Before drinking an ""energy drink"", pause to consider this: How are you going to use that extra energy to better serve Christ?"

"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"

"How does a midget buy stuff With micro transactions"