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Joke of the Day
"Thank you for telling me the definition of ""many"". It means alot."
Next Joke
"How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects"
"Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. How long it took for you to figure it out?"
"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."
"How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work."
"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""
"Oscar Pistorius was released from jail into his uncles custody I heard his uncles shitting himself, safer than using the toilet"
"Q: Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? A: The baby. It was a little Bigger."
"* tries to spread peanut butter * Peanut Butter: I have a boyfriend"