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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza."
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"Did you hear about what happened when the anime studio tried to make a sex-ed video? Kids kept getting confused about why the octopus was showing up."
"My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?"
"I don't care how awesome the Internet is...if we don't have hover boards, then we are not in the future."
"[In Bar] Friend: Your fly is down Me: I know, he's going through a messy divorce *glances to fly passed out among empty beer bottles*"
"Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?"
"Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D"
"What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample? IDK."
"We burried my grandmother last week... So she's probably dead by now."
"You know why the fiscal year ends in March and not December? Because the next year starts with April Fools' day."