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Joke of the Day
"I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips."
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"What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI? The Triple Entendre."
"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"
"Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car."
"Guy on this bus just congratulated his friend for having a birthday. Indeed, congratulations are in order for this unique accomplishment"
"Why did Princess Di cross the road? Interia"
"Hey John, we expend every night together watching the moon and the stars. What we are? We are security guards Peter!"
"[First date] Me: What do you prefer, flat or sparkling? Him: Water? Me: No, my personality."
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""