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Joke of the Day
"I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something."
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"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"PMS jokes aren't funny PERIOD."
"You may think I know fuck nothing ... But let me tell you. I know fuck all."
"Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?"
"What do you call two debunked ghost sightings? A pair'a'normal activities."
"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"
"What did the egg play in the movie? The egg-stra."
"KFC is a shelter for battered chickens"