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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Zombie Japanese Chefs? the Woking Dead"
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"PERSON: I'm exhausted! ME: Me too! What'd you do? PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You? ME: I talked to like 4 people."
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"Just received a full body scan. Airport lady says I should probably see a doctor but is frustratingly unspecific."
"My girlfriend accused me of being big-headed and thinking I was better than I was. I nearly fell off my throne."
"Life's like a box of chocolates It don't last long for fat people."
"[at Applebees on Christmas] God: Your food good? Jesus: Ya, it- *a crowd of servers surrounds them* Jesus: You didn't... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Y"
"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."