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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the Fresh Prints."
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"Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!"
"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene."
"What looks better... than roses your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"My mind is always on fast forward while my body's in slow motion. I'm just like that channel where the sound is out-of-sync w/ the picture."
"How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ? [Remodve]"
"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."
"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"
"How is a hipster like a pedophile? They both get into things before it's cool."