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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the Fresh Prints."
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"What you don't want to hear when having great sex ""HONEY!! I'm home !!! """
"What do you call a running gag on crutches? A lame joke."
"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."
"""You'll sleep when I'm dead"" -- my phone"
"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."
"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "
"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."
"Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot"
"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""