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Joke of the Day

"Being a vegatarian is a missed-steak!"

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!"

"We're learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I'll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for."

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"

"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."

"What's the best part about five year olds? They're hands make your cock look huge"

"What's another name for a hemorrhoid? A cock blocker"

"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."