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Joke of the Day

"Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy."

"How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday? They bring flowers to his grave."

"A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. My response: Oh, about 20 minutes."

"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"

"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"

"why did helen keller masturbate with one hand? so she could moan with the other..."

"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face."

"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."

"What kind of chips do you eat in the bath? Shower cream and onion."