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Joke of the Day

"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."

"What do you call a 2D fairy? Pixie-lated"

"What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!"

"Melania Trump says her husband is ""not Hitler."" That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands."

"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"

"What do ducks use to get high? Quack cocaine [Originally from Askreddit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/36u262/whats_the_best_joke_we_can_make_one_word_at_a_time/crh46r7)"

"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."

"Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets."

"What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"