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Joke of the Day

"We're learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I'll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for."

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"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"my wife's favorite joketo tell What do you call a peanut with a cold? Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one."
"LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*"
"I hate when someone steals my idea before I've had it."
"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"
"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."