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Joke of the Day
"What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup? You turn off your playstation."
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"Hearing them call a 25 year old hockey player a 'veteran' and a 28 year old player 'old' has done zilch for my self esteem today"
"When my son loses his 1st tooth, Im putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."
"Beating your wife isn't a joke It's a punchline."
"Me: he's cute, how old is he? Guy: 25 months Me: first kid? Guy: yeah, how'd you know? Me: because you didn't say ""he's 2"""
"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."
"Whenever someone says, ""that's what she said"", I like to reply with, ""not to you"""
"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it date an emotionally available, age-appropriate, nice, single guy with a good job."
"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."