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Joke of the Day

"Made this up when I was about 8 or 9 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because his car was stuck in the cornfield!"

"How does a black chick know she's pregnant? The cotton from the tampon has been picked."

"Why is it easier for women to shave ""downstairs"" than men? They don't have to go through as many obsticles."

"Did you hear Kony is raising up another army? It's a baby only army. The infant-ry."

"How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean."

"My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvotes, I can get anal. Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless."

"*peeing in the urinal at McDonalds* *turns to the guy peeing in the other urinal* ""So, what did you order?"""

"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"

"Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello.... From the other side."

"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"