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Joke of the Day

"When a cashier thanks you for your purchase, unsettle them by looking deep in their eyes and softly saying, ""Anything for a friend."""

"Do you want to hear a bad joke? *my life* Sorry if that was not likeable and miserable, *just like my face* Okay, I am going to stop before it gets too dark and too empty, *just like my soul.*"

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching Genders."

"AMD hardware aren't for weaklings only for people who can handle the heat!"

"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Some-What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations."

"I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life."

"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."

"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"

"You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty."