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Joke of the Day
"If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages"
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"what's better than a dozen roses on a piano? tulips on an organ."
"What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar? Erotic cadaver."
"Jokes What is a good bee joke"
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"
"""Kill two birds with one stone."" When in history was there a surplus of birds and a shortage of stones?"
"[wife calls] did you write ""make all the traps from home alone"" on the calendar [me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] ""no"""
"Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you."
"What is long, hard and full of semen A submarine"
"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."