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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I romantically ran a seagull feather across your lips."
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"Quit my banking job this morning I lost interest"
"I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it."
"Went to Big Lots with a $100 gift certificate and they just handed me the keys to the store."
"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :("
"You send yourself a message through time. ""Invest in google"" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes"
"What's a pervert's favorite train stop? Molestation"
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."