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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says ""Spit out that toffee"" and a train says ""Choo choo."""

"What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? A gun free zone"

"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"A father takes his son fishing Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish? Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water Son: What next? Dad: What happens next will shock you!"

"Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"I just bought a tent with a toilet in it Shit's intense"

"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."

"Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders."

"I used to worry about offending people's moms on facebook but now they all post memes like ""I chug vodka to keep from drowning my children"""

"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"