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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts? A gun free zone"

"The best pickup line I have a weapon in my pants. It's so strong it could destroy Uranus."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."

"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom? Because he was fighting the Klingons."

"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"

"*panics during bank robbery* ""Uhhhh hi yeah I'd like to put this gun in my safety deposit box"""

"My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it... But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC."

"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"