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Joke of the Day

"Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them."

"The doctor gave a man six months to live. And when he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him six more."

"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."

"You know before Facebook, I use to call up 435 friends of mine everyday... just to tell them how much I hate my work and how much I love getting stoned.'"

"/r/Pyongyang is a.... [Fun and Happy Place!]"

"Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole."

"What are the three kinds of women's cancer? 1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism"

"it's party time let's dance !"

"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."