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Joke of the Day

"The wood necromancer thought he had the upper hand when he trapped the clerics in his log cabin... But all too soon, the tables had turned."

"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"

"'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensiveisn't it ?' 'Next!'"

"WAITER: How is everything? ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt"

"Yoda: Why is five afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight..."

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"Roman Centurion walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll have five beers, please."""

"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"

"I tried planting some seeds on myself... I wasn't into it at first, but now it's growing on me."

"Limbaugh is leaving the US because of Health Care Reform? Well good luck finding a country with indoor plumbing but no socialized medicine!"