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Joke of the Day
"What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo."
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"An angry Hillary storms into Satan's office and yells ""You told me I was going to win!"" Satan looks up from the paper and says, ""Well, you told me you had a soul."""
"I'd hate to play baseball with the witches from Macbeth. Because I don't like playing baseball with girls."
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves"
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"Ive been eating eggs thinking they came from a egg plant. Im going to be sick, now that I know where they really come from."
"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."
"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."
"once you go black... you're a single mother"
"Can't sleep. Just miss Circuit City a lot right now."