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Joke of the Day
"What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow."
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"""Buy your individuality!"" - Urban Outfitters"
"What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"I just finished reading All Quiet on the Western Front... It was quite Remarque-able."
"Now I know why girls call me handsome If a threesome is with three, and a twosome is with two, now I know why they call me handsome :)"
"What game do old black people play? Blingo!"
"You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it."
"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."
"My dog stopped digging after I told him he's just gonna end up in China."
"Why Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron. Maybe Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron cause he's trying to stay low key."