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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."
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"How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they can't change anything."
"What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble-bee."
"Are my undies showing? [""No.""] ""Would you like them to?"""
"Your car took up two spaces, so I tried to move it over with my key."
"How do you turn an Indian woman on? Press the red button."
"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"
"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."
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"Have you been on /r/bigdickproblems ? Of course you haven't."