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Joke of the Day

"Just learned that if lightning strikes within 50 feet of you, you can speak every language simultaneously and pee out of your eyes."

"When the woman was asked if she liked asian cock... She replied, ""No, I prefer caucasian."""

"A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry."

"A picture so sexy my computer just covered my eyes."

"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"

"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"

"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."

"Folks call me a stillborn egg Cause' I'm never getting laid!"

"Give me a break, ouija board. I don't need to know who was killed in this house. Just tell me how the murderer got away with it."